Screwing Up Love

Hi, I’m Dr. Bob the Love Coach.  People think they need life coaches and physical fitness coaches (and they do) but they also need love coaches because there’s a lot of people out there who are experts at screwing up relationships that started with love and ended up in the sewer.

As a love coach, I coach all kinds of people, because people actually enjoy having problems. It adds an element of drama to their lives so they know they’re alive and problems also give their minds something to do which is a side benefit. One kind of problem they bring to me on a regular basis is romantic relationships and how to make them work. My take on this is to help the person understand how they’re screwing up their relationships first. Look, if you know what you’re doing to screw up a relationship you’ve got an important thing to work with—insight and an understanding about what to change.

Screwing Up Love is not only a good blog to read; it can be used with your significant other to have a few good arguments because people love to blame each other for what isn’t working rather than taking responsibility themselves. So, let’s start with an agreement. While you’re reading the various posts of this blog, assume that you’re guilty. I know you want to believe someone else is, but forgo that temptation and accept the premise that you, yes YOU, are the one doing the screwing up. When you take responsibility, things are bound to get better. When they do, you can buy my sweatshirt with the words written in bold colors on the back—“Screwing up love is as easy as burning toast. I know because I’m good at both.”

I know you’re thinking, “Yeah, but it’s not just me doing the screwing up. You ought to see what my mate does!” Of course your mate makes a number of nasty contributions, so make sure you coax your mate to visit and participate in this blog. Together, you might just cultivate enough love to make your lives as incredible as they should be. Okay, now that you’ve accepted the idea that you’re the screw up, I have some good news. You don’t screw up everything, so as you read the different screw ups people make to ruin love, look for your major screw ups and work with them. Isn’t it nice to know that you aren’t a total screw up? Whew, now that you know you might be doing some things very well, you won’t get so depressed that you’ll stop reading this thing. Because if you stop reading, you’ll stop developing insights and the accompanying promises of change. So, hang on to your pants or whatever is available, because here we go! And the way to go is to click on one of the posts under “categories”.